SO BIG, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TWO HANDS TO TAME THEM
EAT PIZZA AND FEEL GOOD
DRINK THIS AND FEEL BETTER
A NEW WAY TO BE LAZY
GETTING OLD NEVER TASTED THIS GOOD
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE MORE
Aged dough. Homemade sauce. Eclectic, fresh toppings. Creating superior slices is our calling, so we top ’em fresh and cook to order, assuring you always get the taste you’re craving.
15 beers on tap. Even more bottled beers. Scratch-made cocktails. Oh, and fancy wine, too. Just like with our pizzas, we reject the notion that less is more. A big selection of drinks is always better.
& Be Lazy
In an exciting new development in laziness, we now offer online ordering as an alternative to calling in. Get your phone (or computer, if you roll like that) and see how easy it is to be lazy.
Hey Beer, Listen. We’re best friends & all, but I want to hang out with Liquor. —Love Pizza